{ Shit Happens When You Party Naked }
selen-aa:

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

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timothydrakes:

Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages

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“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

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komplexxitiesof-kwest:

childishgambooty:

blissful-bl0ndie:

WOW LOL

HAHAHAHAHA

they aint shit

komplexxitiesof-kwest:

childishgambooty:

blissful-bl0ndie:

WOW LOL

HAHAHAHAHA

they aint shit

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captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

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tastefullyoffensive:

[cliffordthedragon]

tastefullyoffensive:

[cliffordthedragon]

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